Not only do I have my dog at work with me today (side note: She. Needs. A. Bath.) but I just put a $5 bill in the vending machine and it gave me DOLLAR COINS back and now I feel all fancy like I'm in a foreign country, y'all!!!
I definitely have my Friday mojo working today!
EDIT: Wait! They're actually more like doubloons. Now I feel like a pirate! I AM PLUNDERING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIDAY, PEOPLE.