OK, so if you haven't seen part 1, go there first. Then come back here.
Part 2 begins now!
"You know what would make this? A little bunny toy. Why? BECAUSE BUNBUN!"
"MAXIMUM CULTURAL COSPLAY... ACTIVATE!"
You may have also seen me in Warcraft as "Dinatea, sorceress supreme!"
"Eh, too much work. I'll just wear my dinner dress for tonight. Good enough."
"Pageant Entrant's Creed"
"Well, at least we know what inspired this."
"Did you know that zinc is one of Kazakhstan's largest exports? Let me show you the wonderful properties of this glorious metal."
"Warp factor AWESOME, engage!"
"This Hambeok is an artistic representation of every country that buys Samsung Galaxy phones!"
"Unnecessary neck ruffles? Check. Leg warmers? Check. Clear discomfort? Check. Pageant costume: ready."
"Fuck you, my snuggie is the best thing here."
"Imagination is clearly illegal in Lithunia, so we leave nothing to it."
"Malaysia really really REALLY fucking hates birds."
"Sure, peafowl aren't from Mexico, but then again none of this makes sense anyway, so whatever."
"Wait, I thought this was the Hunger Games? Where are we again?!"
"I'm sure this is what Van Gogh would have wanted, right?"
"Whatever, at least I'm not dressed as a hobbit."
"In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room... In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room..."
"Eat your heart out, Madonna."
OK seriously, I'm out of dead bird jokes. C'mon Latin America. I mean... come on.
"You know what's sexy? Giant headgear made of fake gold and vultures. Everyone loves reminders of carrion being eaten by giant soulless birds as long as it's pretty."
"Sure, we may have missed the Rose Parade, but no need to let that get us down!"
Trinidad & Tobago
"And that's when everyone realized that the punch was in fact drugs. And goddamn it was good."
"Not pictured here: the three thousand crying bald eagles and an entire battalion of Marines chanting OORAH in unison."
"Oh great, the fucking Ents are here. It'll take a year to just get them to realize that New Zealand isn't dressed as Orcs."