What is the Powder Room?
What is the Powder Room?

OK, so if you haven't seen part 1, go there first. Then come back here.

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Part 2 begins now!

Hungary

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"You know what would make this? A little bunny toy. Why? BECAUSE BUNBUN!"

Indian

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"MAXIMUM CULTURAL COSPLAY... ACTIVATE!"

Indonesia

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You may have also seen me in Warcraft as "Dinatea, sorceress supreme!"

Israel

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"Eh, too much work. I'll just wear my dinner dress for tonight. Good enough."

Italy

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"Pageant Entrant's Creed"

Jamaica

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"Well, at least we know what inspired this."

Kazakhstan

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"Did you know that zinc is one of Kazakhstan's largest exports? Let me show you the wonderful properties of this glorious metal."

Kenya

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"Warp factor AWESOME, engage!"

Korea

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"This Hambeok is an artistic representation of every country that buys Samsung Galaxy phones!"

Kosovo

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"Unnecessary neck ruffles? Check. Leg warmers? Check. Clear discomfort? Check. Pageant costume: ready."

Lebanon

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"Fuck you, my snuggie is the best thing here."

Lithuania

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"Imagination is clearly illegal in Lithunia, so we leave nothing to it."

Malaysia

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"Malaysia really really REALLY fucking hates birds."

Mexico

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"Sure, peafowl aren't from Mexico, but then again none of this makes sense anyway, so whatever."

Burma

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"Wait, I thought this was the Hunger Games? Where are we again?!"

Netherlands

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"I'm sure this is what Van Gogh would have wanted, right?"

New Zealand

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"Whatever, at least I'm not dressed as a hobbit."

Nicaragua

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"In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room... In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room..."

Nigeria

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"Eat your heart out, Madonna."

Paraguay

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OK seriously, I'm out of dead bird jokes. C'mon Latin America. I mean... come on.

Peru

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"You know what's sexy? Giant headgear made of fake gold and vultures. Everyone loves reminders of carrion being eaten by giant soulless birds as long as it's pretty."

Philippines

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"Sure, we may have missed the Rose Parade, but no need to let that get us down!"

Spain

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"HAHA IMPERIALISM!"

Trinidad & Tobago

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"And that's when everyone realized that the punch was in fact drugs. And goddamn it was good."

America

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"Not pictured here: the three thousand crying bald eagles and an entire battalion of Marines chanting OORAH in unison."

Venzuela

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"Oh great, the fucking Ents are here. It'll take a year to just get them to realize that New Zealand isn't dressed as Orcs."

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