If you have an Etsy shop, I'd like to hear from you. (How you doin' ?) I'd like you to give me some advice on how to get mine off the ground. If you sell FURNITURE (painted/refurbished/etc), specifcally—what works/doesn't work. What do you like about it. What sucks?

Help me get my shit off the ground. I offer you nothing—NOTHING—in exchange for this advice, except maybe one day, when I am a billionaire and you're all like "Hey remember me, I helped you get ahead and now I am homeless/starving/have 8 hungry children to feed and just lost my job" I will go "HA!! NEVER HELP A SELFISH IDIOT!! HA!!" and laugh at your suffering while I take another diamond caviar bath.

(no seriously though, please help, kthanx)